January 2012
When one of your friends brings up your plans in...
wewouldbetheperfecttwo:
When Your Mom Puts On Her Oldies And You Know...
laugh-out-loud-johntot:
And she looks at you sing like:
You’re just into it:
And she joins in and y’all are like:
Follow This Blog, You will be the Funniest Person Ever.
When someone compliments you and you can't stop...
itotallyrelate:
when you make eye contact with a stranger →
laugh-out-loud-johntot:
to be polite, you’re like:
but then they’re just like:
FOLLOW THIS BLOG, You will be the HAPPIEST PERSON EVER.
When you change your answer in a test only to find... →
theannoyingskwid:
When it takes ages for your food to come →
theannoyingskwid:
BITCH WHERE MY FOOD AT?!
That awkward moment when you get a flashback of...
me: i'm cold
guys: shut up and stop complaining
cute girl: i'm cold
guys: here take my jacket you beautiful little thing let's cuddle to transfer some heat to your precious little body so you don't get frostbite oh dear lord let this child be warm
Introducing myself to a new class
domogreenteakun:
Expectation:
Reality:
hahaha, this is soo me :)
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
Person: why do you love that celebrity so much, they're never gonna love you back
Me: why do you breathe if you know you're eventually going to die
